Indict the mower, not the gunman - Seattle Post Intelligencer
I’m nominating Keith Walendowski of Milwaukee, who is charged with shooting his lawn mower with a sawed-off shotgun because it wouldn’t start. The criminal complaint says a witness told police Walendowski had been drinking all morning. So what? A
Angry Man Shoots Lawn Mower for Not Starting - WKRG
A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. According to the criminal

